What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like religions.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

You shall not bear false witness.

I don't like

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your going to be alright just relax

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

But this is not

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Maybe leave out

Bible.. Hm.?

Deuteronomy 17

I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Innocent before proven guilty

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?